Generalissimo!

Some of my favorite quotes from yesterday’s fantastic 30 Rock:

Tracy: "I'm getting too old for this ship!"

Liz, about her upstairs neighbor Dr. Baird: "He looks like a cartoon pilot"

Jack: “Elisa and I have enough obstacles: our work schedules, our cultures, her adorably broken English.”
Elisa: “MetroCards are a real thing, Jack. You use them on the subway.”

“I want to go to there” (Tina Fey could say this every week and every week, I would laugh uncontrollably)

Jenna on Dr. Baird: “He’s a pediatrician, so you know he likes kids. Or feet. No, no, kids. He has a bill from a divorce lawyer so you know he’s single. And he has a golf magazine so you know he’s not gay or poor. (opens his Netflix rentals) Muppets Take Manhattan, Caddyshack, and a documentary about how pies are made!”

Jack, after giving Elisa and her grandmother a tour of NBC: “Wasn’t that a treat? Only the special tours get to see Conan without a wig.”

Tracy: “You shouldn’t end a sentence with a preposition at. Yeah, I’m in.”

Tracy: "You know what happens to a comedian when he gets old and loses his audience? He starts getting offered serious roles. Do you really want to see me play Arthur Ashe?"
Kenneth: "No -- that's terrible. You leave him alone."
Tracy: "Exactly."

Liz: “Well, Buster is probably dead. Do you want to go to the wine bar around the corner, deal with these emotions, get some dinner?”

Hector Moreda, in his commercial for Sabor de Soledad: "Ahora con mas semen del toro"

Liz: “And then I’ll put my mouth on his mouth!”

"Wow. I'm super gay, and I would totally switch for her." Hector Moreda (after seeing a picture of Elisa)

The Generalissimo: “I look forward to your wonderful cooking. Later, I will fulfill my dream of making love to an older Puerto Rican woman. But first, let me compliment pictures of your grandchildren. After you scratch off these lottery tickets, can we go to McDonald’s and only order coffee?”